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He Caught Me Smelling His Cologne!

I was on my way to English class when I noticed my crush walking in front of me. He always smells so good so I leaned in to him to try and smell his cologne a little better. I kept moving closer and closer to try and get a stronger whiff, and when I was about an inch away from him, someone from behind us called his name. Of course he turned around quickly and I had nowhere to go! As if that wasn’t bad enough, he actually said “Were you just smelling me?” and for the rest of the day I was known as “The Sniffer”!

Alexa, 13

I Stopped the Show!

My school was hosting its annual talent show and my teacher asked me to introduce the acts. I usually get stage fright but I felt bad saying no to my teacher so I agreed. During the show, I really had to pee so after I introduced an act, I ran straight to the bathroom. I wanted to get back quickly so I washed my hands and wiped them dry on the front of my pants. I made it back just in time to introduce the next act, but everyone started laughing at me when I walked on stage. I looked down at my pants and saw a wet spot from when I wiped my hands—but the whole school thought I had peed my pants! Ever since, the other kids at school always ask me if I have to use the bathroom! Taylor, 14

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