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I Ran Into the Wrong Locker Room! |
One day, I was playing around with my buds before gym class and we started up a volleyball game. I misjudged the ball on the first serve and it ended up hitting me right in the nose! My nose started bleeding and I was dizzy from the impact of the ball. My shirt got soaked pretty quickly, and I looked around desperately for the bathroom so I could grab some paper towels. I ran into the first door I could, but I ended running into the girls’ locker room instead! Some of the girls were still getting changed and they started yelling at me to get out. I grabbed what I thought was an armful of paper towels but it ended up being my crush’s gym shorts and I used them to stop the bleeding! I couldn’t face her for the rest of the year!
Joseph, 14 
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I Fell Down in Front of Her! |
I was invited to my crush’s birthday party and I wanted to be sure to impress her. I know how much she loves to dance, so I practiced for weeks in front of the TV trying to learn some cool moves to use at the party. When I got to the party, everyone was dancing to one of the techno songs I had been practicing. I started the routine I had taught myself and tried to get my crush’s attention. She was dancing in a circle with her friends and as I danced closer to her clique, my feet got tangled up and I fell flat on my face in the middle of the circle! They all started laughing at me and I got up and ran outside until a slow song started to play.
Alex, 15
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